TheGuvNuh

Born in the depths of hell. The first act of this horrific creature's birth was to spin-kick it's way out of the womb, then promptly grew a beard. This monstrosity then proceeded to burn hell to the ground and went to earth to find some rum. Earth was Destroyed shortly thereafter through a completely unrelated incident.

THe GuvNuh now wanders space looking for the last supplies of rum in the galaxy and spends his free time hunting Ewoks with a hammer once a year on Endor with Darth Vader. Vader doesn't use a hammer obviously.

Yes, the GuvNuh is thousands of years old. he stabbed death in the kidneys when he was 26 and death put out a restraining order on him. whenever he's asked what's it like to live so long, he usually kills the questioner and embarks on a week-long drunken murder spree. The common concensus is that it's a mixed bag.

The GuvNuh has been set completely aflame no less than 451 seperate times. He says it helps his beard grow.