SSGDirk

“Sir, we're surrounded!”
“Excellent. We can attack in any direction!”
'Flying a Gallente ship is like sitting on the sofa while screaming at your kids attacking the mailman'
'Flying a mimatar ship is like riding your sofa down the stairs firing an uzi and wildly screaming'
'Flying an amarr ship is like having a massive bazooka that you can't hit anything with because the idiot used EWAR in the form of pepper spray and you just don't have any =('
'Flying a Caldari ship is like watching paint dry'
Easter is proof that even Jesus remembers to update his clone!