doobwa

May I speak with someone who matters? Perhaps your husband is available.

♂



Your mom is an object and I treat her as such

public Class yourMom
{
private int weight = error: overflow;
public Enumeration IQ = "leg humping terrier";
protected Enumeration flavor = "two week old strawberries";

public function dailyLife
{
if (!eating && !sleeping)
{
// taking it like a plastic f*** doll... but usually eating or sleeping
}
}
}


/* i apologize for sloppy looking code... eve does not allow for leading white space :( */