"Flying a Minmatar ship is like rolling down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair while firing two uzis and screaming."

Our missiles, who art in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this day
Our daily gank
And forgive us our Warp Jammers
As we won't forgive those who use them against us
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal,
The explosive,
And the kinetic,
EM