Zancor Mezoran

I am a goat herder. I have many goats which I watch over, keep in shape, and guide from place to place. And one of the most basic techniques of goat herding which I have picked up through experience in the field is to conceal my herd whenever possible - and if I do bring them into public, I will have a rocket launcher close at hand. Why such tedious measures? Because, in my tenure as a goat herder, I have encountered many unscrupulous folk which would venture to capture my goats and claim them as their own - to "get my goat" one might say. In the hands of these thieves, who knows what kind of suffering my goats could endure. So I resolved to defend my goats with stealth and explosives, and since then I have not lost a single goat.

I am also an amateur goat thief myself. It helps to introduce new blood into the herd, after all. \o/

Bounty placed on self so far: 291,571,217 ISK