Caboosette

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If you would like to place an order for yourself or a friend, please feel free to contact myself or any of our highly trained delivery agents.

We take pride in providing YOU the customer with the best service possible. "We're not happy until you're content."

If you are not satisfied with my service. Please complete this FORM and mail it to me.

1. If it moves, deliver to it.
2. If it doesn't move, paint it with your lazer & then deliver to it.
3. When in doubt -- Deliver to It.!!
4. Just because it has been delivered to doesn't mean it shouldn't get more deliveries.
5. If all is going well delivery should be easy.
6. If it's not moving deliver anyway, it might need it later.
7. If it starts moving, scram it, paint it and call for delivery drivers.
8. Over-Delivery works, they can never have enough.
9. DELIVER TO HOME. DELIVER TO THEIR HOME!