Cristalis Mu

"Diplomacy keys are F1, F2, F3, F4, F5, F6, F7 and F8"

"Dr. Pepper is a sweet siren of 23 seductive flavors."

"Your unreasonably large cannon perfectly strikes an enourmous, stationary object. Wrecking for a proportionatly ridiculous quantity of damage, and proving to everyone that, unlike an eleventeen year old school-girl giggling at a hello kitty purse, huffing golden spraypaint out of a tube sock, you can hit the broadside of a barn with a bazooka."

"No, minmatar ships are like a somalian village somehow aquired a warp-drive and engines, took the tin roofing from their ram-shackle huts and welded it together then attached guns from their raiding dingies and flew it into space"

"A wise man once said that flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said chair must be covered in rust, preferably some duct tape"