Octia Vain

I am but a simple miner, why do you insist on flipping my cans and harrassing me?

I am an evil pirate who has nothing better to do, Octia.

But do you have to be so mean about it?

Err, well yes, yes I do.

Why?

Listen Octia, you ask a lot of questions and obviously you are fairly new, Not all pirates but many, especially the "mean" ones, are like any other jackass online in any game. They fail in real life and need a place to vent and feel superior to others.

So, just because your life isn't going so well, you feel the need to blow me up and take my stuff?

Yes... <pew pew BOOM>

sigh... Glad I had insurance...
I mean it can't be that bad. Girlfriend/wife leave ya? Lose your job?

I have a tremendously small penis if you must know. 2.5 excited

oh my....2,5...No wonder you're so bitter and angry. You poor soul. Wait here I will bring another ship for you to blow up...