Svetllania

Netheral's Alt

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline..
If you are obessesive compulsive press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities press 3,4 5 and 6
If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want..stay on the line and we'll trace your call
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully - a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If your depressed then just hang up no body cares or wants to know what you have to say anyway.

Stacking Penality
1 : 1.00 2 : 0.869 3 : 0.57 4 : 0.283 5 : 0.106