PLAYBOY: Mistake or not, what made you decide to go the mining route?

Archibald Prescatore: Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Minmatar lady drags me off the table, takes me to Inder. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wind up in Ekuenbiron. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a 13-year-old girl. Then this big Minmatar lady from Inder comes in and burns the house down. I go down to Deltole. I get a job as a "before" in a Charles Atlas "before and after" ad. I move in with a delivery boy who can cook fantastic chili and hot dogs. Then this 13-year-old girl from Ekuenbiron comes and burns the house down. The delivery boy - he ain't so mild: He gives her the knife, and the next thing I know I'm in Ihakana. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my