Carebear in the streets, demon in the fleets

"You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy."
"Yea, we pruned the house too."
"Oh look, he polluted his pod goo..."
"You're just another pritty face in a room full of whores. No you don't mean much..."
"can you translate that.. into ignorant american please"
"Next time that bully tries to steel your lunchmoney tell him you left it on his mom's dresser."
"Never write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ass."
"Yea, but my other clone is off plowin your sister"
"Your penis has run out of charges..."
"and good revenge is worth the wait. So sleep tight."

You know a great war story when it ends with
"and then I sent his ship to the great reprocessor in the sky."