Lady Robin

I asked god for an hour he gave me a day.
I asked god for a flower he gave me a boquet.
I asked god for a dollar he gave me two.
I asked god for an angel he gave me you.

Amarr: God says i'm better than you, so stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait till' i get in range......
Minmatar: Hold on, let me find something heavy, i'll kill you with it

q) what do you do if you see a minmatar jumping in the road with a leg missing
a) stop laughing and re-load

if You're Happy And You Know It - Pod Amarr
If you cannot find Caldari, Pod Amarr
If the Minnie are frisky, Gallente is looking shifty, Jovians are too risky, Pod Amarr.

- If the enemy is in range, so are you.
- Incoming fire has the right of way.
- Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

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