The Herrick

See it, train it, find and fit it.
Buy it, mine it, now go build it.
Name it, fight it, kite and blap it.
Check it, rig it, now go fly it.

Lock it, load it, shoot and neut it.
Rep it, jam it, scram and web it.
Pop it, pod it, go and loot it.
Pwn it, camp it, whine and nerf it.

Rat it, chain it go carebear it.
Scam it, spam it, go and grief it.
Steal it, ‘sploit it, quick deny it.
Tank it, Spank it, circle jerk it.

Patch it, bug it, go delete it.
Post it, whine it, cut and paste it.
Sig it, quote it, /thread and sign it.
*click* it, spam it, go and ban it.