MarkyJ

Epic quotes
SoldierofHelen:
"Sorry, am I preventing you from driving like a penis?"
"I need to learn trombone so I can play the fat people tune."

Rowe Somerset
"Wise man once say, flying minmatar is like riding down a flight of stairs in an armchair firing uzis."
"It's best to say no to drugs but if you end up talking directly to the drugs then at some point you probably said yes"

MarkyJ
"The bollouck remains untwinged!"

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A PvPer, a trader and a carebear warp into a low-sec gate camp. Who has to pay for a new ship?
Answer: None of them.
The PvPer does the MWD+cloak trick and sneaks away undetected.
The trader uses his wealth to buy his way out via ransom.
The carebear tries to escape, fails and is ship-killed/podded. He goes to the forums to whine for a bit before emoragequit.
Biomassed characters don't need new ships

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Most awesome name ever: HempKnight BongSaber