I just got off the bus from Toronto and I know I need to be a Red Sox fan becuase I'm in the BEan town for godness sake but I bleed'n lost and I don't have friend. Come on give me some help here. The lasses luv me and I have big saucer blue eyrs and a full head of hair and a long line of full heads o hair. Irish I am. You Ynaks luv us, we don't know why. there's more of you than us so we don't git it.
I need a pint of bitters.