Fuck your couch too sir!
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When I feel down, I just think of the Siamese twin, whose brother is gay, and whose boyfriend is coming over tonight, and that he and his brother share the same asshole. Wow life is good.
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valeronx > That was 25 frighters allright Zamir. 25 freighters full of Diapers because BoB shit their pants.
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A RL chat with my girlfriend:

Kalkin84 > ...That's how we generate "wife aggro"
G/F > That's the difference.
Kalkin84 > ...?
G/F > EvE players call it "wife aggro," WoW players call it "mom aggro"
Kalkin84 > LOL
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Raeyn > I would move to t2 alcohol but doing carrier rubns is very bad
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CCP murdered my bio :(