Lacivious X

I never look for external validation, and for that kind of confidence I should get an award.
-Stephen Colbert.
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A short news bulletin
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow
vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no
such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Heres Tom with the Weather."

Some Deep Thoughts...
*Half the people you know are below average.

*Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

*I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

*I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

*I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

*I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"</