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Doc> mag can you please step out of the orca, stand on one leg and touch your nose

Subj > they need to put a parking brake on the orca

Idiots Guide To Hostile Counting:
1 = 1
2 = 2
Many = 3+
Lots = 5+
Craploads = 10+
Fuckton = 20+
HOLY SHIT = Break Out The Caps

Damage done by NPC (largest amount listed first)

Amarr Navy = EM, Thermal
Angel Cartel = Explosive, Kinetic (small amount EM and Thermal)
Blood Raiders = EM, Thermal
Caldari Navy = Kinetic, Thermal
EOM = Kinetic, Thermal
Gallente Navy = Thermal, Kinetic
Guristas = Kinetic, Thermal
Mercenaries = All 4 types (heavy Explosive and EM)
Minmatar Navy = Explosive, Kinetic (small amount EM and Thermal)
Rogue Drones = All 4 types
Sansha = EM, Thermal
Serpentis = Thermal, Kinetic
Zor and henchmen = Mixture

**Damage types**
Guristas - Kinetic / Thermal
Serpentis - Kinetic / Thermal
Blood Raider - Thermal / EM
Sansha's Nation - Thermal / EM
Angel Cartel - Kinetic / Thermal / Explosive
Minmatar Fleet - Thermal / Explosive
Amarr Navy - EM / Thermal

**Types of Ammo / Resistances to Use**
Gurista (Caldari) - Kinetic / Thermal
Angel (Minmatar) - Kinetic / Explosive
Blood (Amarr) - Thermal / EM
Sansha (Amarr) - Thermal / EM
Serpentis (Gallente) - Kinetic / Thermal
Khanid (Amarr) - Thermal
Mordus (Caldari) - Kinetic & Thermic
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Mordu's Legion - Kinetic / Thermal
Drones - Thermal / Kinetic
Gallente - Kinetic / Thermal / EM
Caldari - ?
The Seven - Explosive / Thermal / EM
Thukker - Explosive / Thermal
Guristas - Kinetic / Thermal
Serpent...