Couger 911

GO to Red Alert!!....

...Really Sir? that will mean changing the light bulb!
Forget red! let's go all the way up to brown alert!
There's no such thing as brown alert sir.
You won't be saying that in a minute!
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Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?
Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard.
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Is Silicon Heaven the same place as human Heaven?
Human heaven? Humans don't go to Heaven sir! Someone made that up to prevent you all from going nuts
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Alexiias > Unclaimed, are they renters?

Eldemarco > that's not an alliance. it just means that no one owns the system

Alexiias > derp
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They see me trolling.. They ~hating
Trying to catch me trolling dirty, Trying to catch me trolling dirty, Trying to catch me trolling dirty....