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Colonal Kassad

Mar 29, 2026
Dec 18, 2009(16y)
Dec 18, 2026(213d)
Combat
Kills8,882
Losses547
Efficiency94%
ISK
Destroyed4.23t
Lost135.71b
ISK Eff.97%
Solo
Solo Kills2,142
Solo Ratio24%
Final Blows3,846
Points8,886
Other
NPC Losses60
NPC Loss Ratio11%
Avg Kills/Day1.48
ActivityHigh
No data available
Bio
'Colonel'


Ransoms & 1v1's honored.


My name is Colonel Fedmahn Kassad and I'm putting together a team, the Froggy Bottom Boys. We're gonna be dropped into Jita and once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwackin' guerilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only.... killin' squids. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come from the goddam Smoky Mountains of Vlillrier, cross five thousand AU of space, fight my way through half of Black Rise and eject out of a fuckin' air-o-proteus to teach the Squids lessons in humanity. Squid ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Frog-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Squid uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the Mountain Man, Bacardi Desire. That means, I got a little pirate in me. And our battle plan will be that of a Pirate resistance. We will be cruel to the Squids, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disembowled, dismembered, and deep-frozen bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Squids won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the blasts from our drones. And the squid will be sickened by us, and the Squid will talk about us, and the Squid will fear us. And when the Squid closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with.


Squid Freighters: 11
Orcas: 6
Bowheads: 1
Dashboard
Stats
Kills87
Losses0
Efficiency100%
ISK Destroyed4.63b
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills50
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor1.54
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows66
Points87
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (87 kills)
Solo 57% Small 41% Mid 1%
Avg Fleet: 1.5
Top Fleet Partners
Triple DekeThe Priesthood [WeR4]18
NgangataBureau of Ungentlemanly Warfare9
Wyrd NekrosDark-Rising [Wrecking Machine.]3
RAUL ENDYMI0NDid he say Jump [Deepwater Hooligans]3
Tomas HolmstromThe Priesthood [WeR4]3
Pete ZachanassianBelt Raider Inc. [Wrecking Machine.]2
RhadamanthNemesDid he say Jump [Deepwater Hooligans]1