In the toilet
you can use it like a sink
In the toilet
you can have a fucking drink
In the toilet
ect. *sung to the tune of "in the navy"

Join me in the toilet, I have all the toilets you could ever toilet.

I want to be friends. I want to shove your fucking head in the toilet. I want you to force mine in as well. I want to toilet your toilet. We are all toilet friends. We are all toilet enemies. The toilet belongs equally to us all.