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There is a Gallente Pilot, a Caldari Bussinessman, an Amarr Priest and a retired Matari warrior going to a meeting in a transporter and at one point the Pilot says: we have two problems

1. the ship is about to explode
2. we only have 3 escape pods

So the Caldari says : I have a business to run and many ppl depend on me.. and jumps in a pod
then the Amarrian says: the Amarr are the highest expression of Gods creation, so I should be saved.. and jumps in

the old Matari turns to the Gallente Pilot.. go and save yourself boy, I've seen enough
battles and regret nothing; the Pilot responds:

don't worry we'll both be saved.. the highest expression of Gods creation just jumped out of the airlock