Jun 6, 2026
Jul 25, 2006(20y)
Jul 25, 2027(341d)
Combat
Kills64
Losses38
Efficiency63%
ISK
Destroyed23.01b
Lost6.70b
ISK Eff.77%
Solo
Solo Kills30
Solo Ratio47%
Final Blows40
Points64
Other
NPC Losses5
NPC Loss Ratio13%
Avg Kills/Day0.01
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
SPVD Forever

A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'

He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.

Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap. Get it right.

However, Amarr weaponry does have the coolest sound effect and text representation. I really do wish that I could rush into combat, turn on my trusty caps lock, and PEWPEWPEW people into moral submission. But then I'd be lying. And CHUNKACHUNKA isn't really that scary.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills0
Losses3
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost4.09b
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses1
NPC Losses2
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -
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