5d ago
Jul 25, 2006(19y)
Jul 25, 2026(73d)
Combat
Kills67
Losses35
Efficiency66%
ISK
Destroyed23.68b
Lost2.61b
ISK Eff.90%
Solo
Solo Kills30
Solo Ratio45%
Final Blows42
Points67
Other
NPC Losses3
NPC Loss Ratio9%
Avg Kills/Day0.01
ActivityLow
Bio
SPVD Forever

A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'

He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.

Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap. Get it right.

However, Amarr weaponry does have the coolest sound effect and text representation. I really do wish that I could rush into combat, turn on my trusty caps lock, and PEWPEWPEW people into moral submission. But then I'd be lying. And CHUNKACHUNKA isn't really that scary.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills3
Losses2
Efficiency60%
ISK Destroyed204.99m
ISK Lost287.93m
ISK Efficiency42%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses1
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor16.67
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows0
Points3
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleMid Gang (3 kills)
Mid 67% Fleet 33%
Avg Fleet: 16.7 FC: Medium Cyno Alt (1 deaths)
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