Ivanhoaes Lartsath

Yo Mama...


Yo Mama's so fat, when she docks, the station cries "Be Gentle.."

Yo Mama's so fat, she has to jump twice

Yo Mama's so fat, her gravity pulls ships out of warp

Yo Mama's so fat, she ate Jita

Yo Mama's so fat, she has her own sov.

Yo Mama's so fat it took me 1 second to target her.

Yo Mama's so fat she takes up 2 contracts

Yo Mama's so fat when she jumped through the gate she crashed the node

Yo Mama's so fat her pod is a titan

Yo Mama's so fat you can anchor a pos next to her

Yo Mama's so fat that she collapsed all the wormholes in the system just by showing up

Yo Mama's so fat that your daddy needs to drop a cyno for her to go shopping