Wierd Beard

DON'T FIX WHAT AIN'T BROKE


Wierd Beard has always had it a bit rough. A run in with a deranged barber-bot left him horribly scarred. Deciding against cosmetic surgery he instead had "beard implants" installed in his ravaged cheeks. His first real taste of fame came when he became a household name for smuggling thousands of metric tons of pornography to the puritan Amarran worlds of the Emrayur system.

Since then he has been ducking numerous inquisitors dogging his every move. Since then he has gone underground into a corporation called Imperium Technologies. He's disappeared amongst the miners and guardsmen of the company. His activites in smuggling pornography have since dropped severely, but it is believed that he is scouting out a secluded moon in which to start his own Pleasure Network Studio, thereby becoming one of the largest smut barons in the universe!

Now you know...