Yogi Shi

Id take elevators over escalators anyday, i once slipped on an escalator and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half!!


reasons why im hard as nails


1: I went into burgerking and asked for a BigMac. I got one!

2: When i do pushups im actually pushing the ground down!!!

3: Once, Death had a near-Yogi experience!

4: Once, I won a game of conect 4 in two moves!

5: A cobra bit me on the leg, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died!

6: I could strangle u with a cordless phone!

7: I never retreat, I just attack in the opposite direction

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