Napoleonus

Only the ignorant believe that Napoleon passed away quietly during his island exile. Death is for lesser man, he claimed, and, with the aid of his followers, was criogenically frozen in a slab of Siberian ice. There, he lay dormant for millenia, forgotten by friend and foe alike, until the slab was slab of ice was lifted onboard the interstallar Mothership before it embarked on its fateful journey to the world of Eve. Centuries after contact with Earth was lost, an old historian stumbled upon Napoleon's ice slab as he was looking for previously undiscovered historical relics (as well as some ice for his martini). The historian, stunned by his discovery, heated up the slab in the KK Technology's Giant Popcorn Microwave (only 3 million isks at your nearest superstore!) and Napoleon was revived once again. Much to his indignation, Napoleon discovered that he could not employ his true name as he struggles to conquer the Universe...due to the fact that it has been copyrighted by a toilet-detergent company. And so, Napoleonus was born.