Mingyo

Walnuts are forbidden to be imported into amarr space. Look it up, it says so in the description of orbital thingies hovering around some planets.

"A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'

He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere.
Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.

The very same wise man died in an accident involving an rusty armchair, several illegal handguns, a spaceship, a huge space station, an even larger asteroid and a banana.

The banana stayed intact- it was an amarrian banana, with additional armor.