Absolut Smirnoff — legacy portraitAbsolut Smirnoff
4.21
Mar 23, 2018
Oct 1, 2007(18y)
Oct 1, 2026(162d)
Combat
Kills20
Losses58
Efficiency26%
ISK
Destroyed1.53b
Lost5.45b
ISK Eff.22%
Solo
Solo Kills13
Solo Ratio65%
Final Blows13
Points20
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
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It may look like I'm just sitting here doing nothing, but I'm really actively waiting for all my problems to go away.

I guess I really am an optimist. A paranoid optimist, true, but an optimist nonetheless.

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy.

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in our universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

Sarcast'IX > "I know those cruise missiles are only you, showing how much you love me.. "

Absolut Smirnoff > when aliens come to your garden mining, you pull out a big rifle, and ask questions later

Also:
Why me?
When is right?
And where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Dashboard
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Losses0
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -