Solid Rock

Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to gaze from shore upon another's tribulation: not because any man's troubles are a delectable joy, but because to perceive from what ills you are free yourself is pleasant. - Lucretius

I tried to enchant paper, but it will only have one enchant point.
I ended up enchanting a tax record to give me a shield. I call it "life insurance policy."

I have achieved supreme unity! I am a fluffy bunny, yes i am.