some 'gems' i've seen around...
"... so he's learned:
1, they need to have big racks,
2. big bank accounts
3. no brains..."
"...Only thing better would be a blind, nymphomanic, midget, billionairess, who's dad owns a liquor store, with a flat top head, pistol grip ears, and removeable teeth...."

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Combat Styles of the Races:
Amarr: God says i'm better than you, so stop fighting back....
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here. Now just hold still...
Gallente: Just wait till' I get in range......No wait I have drones...
Minmatar: Hold on let me get