Drolnekawa

Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed
[] Can Flipped
[] All of the Above

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are

[] Bastards
[] Fuckers
[] Evil Shitheads
[] Tossers
[] Assholes
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] Cunts
[] Homosexuals
[] Lieing Scammers
[] Motherfuckers
[] Dickbags
[] Losers
[] Bitches

and you

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other (Please State)________________

people like me. Therefore, you pack of [insert abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to enlist the help of my

[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber
[] Main

who's a member of

[] T.R.I.A.D.
[] CVA
[] U'K
[] Avalon
[] Against All Authorities
[] Electus Matari
[] some other alliance no one gives a toss about

to come and

[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife
[] Bludgeon you with a dildo
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have sex with your family dog
[] Other (Please State)______________________

as revenge for you destroying my

[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.
[] All of the above.

I sincerely hope you all

[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go Fuck yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,
[] All of the above,