Parthenemus

Our missles, who art in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this gank
Our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS's
But we won't forgive them that use them against us
And lead us not into bubbles
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal
The explosive
The kinetic
And the EM

One ship to jam them, one ship to damp them
One ship to suck them dry and in the dark void gank them
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If You're Happy And You Know It - Pod Amarr
If you cannot find Caldari, Pod Amarr
If the Minnie are frisky
Gallente is looking shifty
Jovians are too risky
Pod Amarr
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