If you think life is bad.
How would u like to be an egg??
You only get laid once!
You only get smashed once!
It takes 4 mins to get hard!
Only 2 mins to get soft!
You share ur box with 5 other guys!
And after 3 mins in the hot tub, u get ur head smashed in and poked by a load of soldiers
But worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on ur face was ur mother!
So cheer up, life aint that bad! :)