But mom what if i get kidnapped???
Trust me they'd bring you back!

If you play EVE you are not paranoid because everyone really is out to get you.

"Some people like to shield tank, others like to armor tank. NOT ME!! I like to structure tank, because I am bad to the bone!" - Anonymous

You can't catch me, I'm the Ganjabread man.

ɹǝʌo pod ʎɯ dılɟ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

Admiral Shane: "Prepare to fire!"
Crew member: "Sir, which weapons?"
Admiral Shane: "All of them!!!!"

"Sir We're Surrounded"... "Excellent, we can attack in any direction"!

Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range...
Amarr : God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy I'll kill you with it.
Minmatar: Hope my ship doesn't fall apart.

The shields are down!
Ammar: So?
Gallente: This is new how?
Minmatar: No matter, it's like using a handgun on a sheet of paper.
Caldari: Oh shit.

Shields are like clothes. They are meant to come off.
Armor is like a penis, it performs best when its hardened.
Structure is like a condom. By the time you get that far you're already fucked

WoW holds your hand from level 1 to 85 and even if your not smart enough to do anything once there they still give you a cookie, EVE not only takes your cookie but laughs at you for bringing one.

The Twelve Commandments of EVE

1. Never fly what you can't afford to replace.
2. Smartbombs ain't that smart.
3. If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.
4. There are no fair or unfair fights; only fights.
5. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
6. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
7. That enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.
8. The "undock" button is also the "consent to PvP" button.
9. There are plenty of idiots in EVE, but never assume everyone is one.
10. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the farther you'll go.
11. If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it
12. A soft answer turns away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.