Ajahn Chomolungma

The surest sign of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

"Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends."

Evelle: [about the balloons he just bought] These blow up into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well no... unless round is funny.

Pvt. Carmine: Are you THE Marcus Fenix? The one that fought at Asho Fields?
Marcus Fenix: Yep.
Pvt. Carmine: Wow. Cool!
Marcus Fenix: Not really.

Damon Baird: THAT'S the Locust Queen?
Augustus Cole: I thought she was supposed to be butt ugly.

Damon Baird: I'm coughing up blood that ain't even mine!

Gordon Sargent: So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?
Niko Bellic: Well, since you put it that way... I'm in.

When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!

I'm sorry. Were you busy killing something?