Gerrard Kettrick

Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to the police how her attacker got that fatal Bullet wound.

The Bible: Because all the works of Science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every animal species in the world lived within walking distance of Noah's house.

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