Keenan 2

In the beginning was The Plan
Then came Assumptions
Assumptions were without form
The Plan was without substance
The Workers spoke among themselves, saying, It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh
The Workers went to their Supervisors and said, It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof
The Supervisors went to their Managers, saying, It is a container of excrement, and it is strong, such that none may abide it
The Managers went to their Directors, saying, It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength
The Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another, It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong
The Directors went to the Vice President, saying unto them, It promotes growth, and it is very powerful
The Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, This new plan will actively promote the growth of the company, with powerful effects
And the Plan became Policy
This is how Shit Happens