Othien Jenns

Othien Jenns can make apple juice with oranges.

Othien Jenns can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Othien Jenns's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

Othien Jenns can kill your imaginary friends.

Othien Jenns can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Othien Jenns can piss his name into concrete.

Othien Jenns is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Othien Jenns was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Othien Jenns does not "attempt" murder.

Othien Jenns doesn't teabag , he potatoe sacks.

Othien Jenns once went to mars. Thats why there is no signs of life.

Othien Jenns doesn't wear a condom because theres no such thing as protection from Othien Jenns.

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