Mattius Darasi

"Mr flibbles is very cross, you shouldnt have run away from him!" - Arnold Judas Rimmer, Red Dwarf

Limerick: There once was a woman from eeling, who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back and opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.

Mary stood on the rickety bridge, her legs were all a quiver, she gave a cough, her leg fell off, and floated down the river.

There once was a young man from leith, who circumcised men with his teeth, it wasnt for leisure, or sexual pleasure, but to get a the cheese underneath!

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