Roland Zimoch

Roland Zimoch is a boring man. With a boring life.

Well, what do you expect from a man who spends his life in a jelly-filled capsule ? Good thing he isn't a big talker, because pod liquid tends to get in your mouth whenever you try to open it. Even typing is a little tricky.

So, Roland's only company is his annoying ship computer and his only activity is boring holes. He spends most of his time boring holes into asteroids, and when the excitement of the odd pirate attack comes, he tries to bore holes in their ships.

Sometimes he gets so lonely that he begins to think the ship computer has a sexy voice. That's when he slaps himself ( ughhh damn jelly... ), gets himself a mission, and goes blasting even more pirates, while dreaming of the day when he can get out of his pod and walk on his feet again.

Until that day, Roland Zimoch's life is boring, and boring is his life.