Akiba Senoul

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Joker: "You can't spell slaughter without laughter!"

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I was tired of my lady,
We'd been together to long,
Like a worn out recording,
Of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping,
I read the paper in bed,
And in the personal columns,
There was this letter i read.
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If you like pina colada's,
And getting caught in the rain,
If your not into yoga,
If you have half a brain,
If you like making love at midnight,
In the dunes on the cape,
Then i'm the love that you've looked for,
Write to me and escape.
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I didn't think about my lady,
I know that sounds kinda mean,
But me and my old lady,
Had fallen into the same old dull routine,
So i wrote to the paper,
Took out a personal ad,
And though i'm nobody's poet,
I thought it wasn't half bad.
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Yes i like pina colaaaaaada's