Theladon

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Bend Over

We are......

P oor
O ld
O rnery
N oobs

POON is always Desired.
POON seldom comes when called
POON never obeys your wishes
POON is always expensive to get
POON is even better than chocolate

Since were all ruled by the unholy POON in RL we decided to be ruled by it in EVE. Our CEO is ebil, Shes short, shes blonde, and she never gives us any POON :(

Oh Well at least she beats us regularly and gives us crap to blow you up in.

We are not openly recruiting.

We can be your best friends in Eve or your worst enemies.

POON does not LIE we tell you straight up if we dont like you or are gonna POD your ass to the stoneage.

POON is not a democracy. Basically its ruled by a ebil midget despot who for some reason lets us suck up to her and kill stuff in her unholy name.

Want some POON ? Impress us and maybe you to can say you got POON.