Aleis

Friends List: (this was a list of all the people I have good relations with, but when I started contemplating adding a search feature so people could see if you're are on it, I quickly figured it'd be best to just say "You may not know it, but Trust Me i'm your Friend." )

Ok, so a Pirate walks into a bar with a tiller, down the front of his pants (the big steering wheel thing on ships) He Goes to the bartender and orders straight Rum.
Bartender looks at him for a bit and slowly goes to get him his drink. Brings it back and says, "You know you got a.....thing down your pants there?"
Pirate looks down and says "YARRRR, tis' drivin me Nuts"

Eve Difficulty Setting: Minmitar