Mattress Lover

Sourced from Goonswarm's HR Dept....

penifSMASH used to be such a good sweet boy, I just wonder what went wrong. Was it the bed wetting episode during Space Cadet camp? Or was it ridicule from his peers at Space Academy where he kept exposing himself to the female students, oh my poor baby boy, size does matter ..... but I love you anyway.

They were formative moments but I believe it is the incurable tinea of the genitals, with that unmistakeable odour, that finally sent him off the rails. He claims he was infected from an unclean toilet seat, I want to believe, I really do, but I have my doubts.

Now look at the riff raff he's associating with, he can do better than those rock spiders Pandemic Legion. Mummy wants to wrap him up and give him a big huggle and as a special surprise I’ve got his favourite bunny rug.

Where are you....penifSMASH…come to mummy....no you’re not a sick pathetic puppy. Mummy's here, my darling little soldier....