Last ActiveJan 3, 2011
BirthdayJan 31, 1969 (57 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 31, 2027 (105 days)
Combat
Kills1
Losses7
Efficiency13%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed4.40m
Lost418.55m
ISK Efficiency1%
Balance-414145485
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points1
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NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
like one would hope but never really expect
to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!
Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
and all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
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