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Chuck Norris Rules OF EVE
If you have 1m isk and Chuck Norris has 1m isk Chuck Norris has more isk than you

Chuck Norris needs no Pod

Chuck Norris gets a bonus to hull tanking

Chuck Norris can Compress Compressed Ore

Chuck Norris has a standing of 10 with everyone ... except Caldari...even Chuck hates Caldari

Chuck Norris is Cap Stable

Chuck Norris can train skills to Level VI

Chuck Norris can over-heat drones

Chuck Norris can blitz missions by declining them

Chuck Norris cares not for DPS, his alpha strike is always enough

Chuck Norris CAN do PI in Jita

Chuck Norris doesn't need skill books, he writes them

Chuck Norris solo killed a Titan, in his pod

The Apocrypha wormholes opening is the result of Chuck Norris sneezing

Chuck Norris doesn't get concorded, concord gets Chuck Norrised

Chuck Norris does not warp; Stations and stargates are built around him

Chuck Norris can fit weapons in mid-slots