Caldanaquick

My Kin and I were 'Born' in Paara 4's (locally known as Kismidic) most elite Tube Hatcheries, Peatreedi'sh. I was raised by the finest Caldari State Conditioning Programs, given every possible advantage in training, encouragement, and enhancements, only to later throw it all away on the seedy side of Kono 6 with a Vaankalen 3 green haired, three breasted, augmented tattooed prostitute named Swallows. I believed we would live happily ever after! Once I lost all respect for humanity dealing with the Caldari Corporate Civil Justice System in a nasty divorce, I decided the only way to keep my sanity and to pay for the unbelievably unfair divorce decree was to sign up for the Capsuleer Acceptance Program. I figured the only way to get back at Swallows and her Minmatar Girlfriend was to live forever as an immortal. So far, everything has been going good. I outlived Swallows, whom died after her Multi Billion Dollar Yacht, was inexplicably destroyed by an unknown Capsuleer......