Maeda Jiro

Rules of ΞνΞ ΘΠLІΠΞ
1 Isk per Hour! Maximize it
2 Eve is Cooperation against Grief
3 Read for an hour for each hour that you play, for at least the first 6 months
4 Never take a ship smaller than you need for a mission, thinking it will be honorable/exciting.
5 Never bring a skill book into space
6 Never whine about something being unfair in EVE
7 0.0 is EVE, Empire/Low-Sec is NOT Eve
8 As in RL, dont piss off the Russians
9 Use EveMon and EFT
10 Trust noone who you cant punch in the face in RL
11 Monogamy=Monotony
12 Never trust a corp with a skull in its logo
13 Use Ombey maps
14 Never do business with people who can not spell
15 You don't know... Google it
16 Always assume people are out to get you!
17 Always have clone updated!
18 If you use Autopilot, you deserve to die
19 If your name is in leet speak, you are Wrong
20 POSes are not Tree Forts

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