Bob StrikesBack

I divide by zero
I can drown fish
I can speak braille
I killed Chuck Norris
I counted to infinity. Twice
I can slam revolving doors
I once punched a man in the soul
I did that to Michael Jackson's face
I put the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
I once had a heart attack. My heart lost
When I exercise, the machine gets stronger
I once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff
The quickest way to a man's heart is with my fist
A cobra once bit me. After 5 days of pain, the cobra died
A unicorn once kicked me. That is why they no longer exist
I play russian roulete with a fully loaded revolver...and win
I once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands
The last digit of Pi is me. I am the end of all things